Why does Donald Trump always sign everything with a crayon, won’t the teacher give him a sharp pencil in case he pokes himself in the eye with it?
You’re not driving fast enough if you haven’t caught up with the person in front.
If you’ve caught up with the person in front, why haven’t you overtaken them.
Tried welding for the first time in my life today, had to fix one of the arms on the garage door, it certainly doesn’t look pretty but at least it did the job.
How come no-one noticed so many people were dying from powerful painkillers in the Gosport War Memorial Hospital, I suppose there is a chance that some of them were in severe pain and actually needed the opiates.
Why are there so many “celebrity” shows on television with people I’ve never heard of?
If you know the answers to any of these conundrums please let me know.