What’s new, Mr Trump made a speech yesterday to CPAC where he spouted the same old lies to the same deluded followers, “the election was stolen, it wasn’t me that started the riot, I’m the best President the USA has ever had,” blah, blah, blah.”

The record breaking Mr Trump has so far got the record for being the worst President America has ever had, the only President to have been impeached twice and the way he is going will probably get the Guinness World record for leading the largest lunatic cult ever recorded.

I’m led to believe Mr Trump is also currently sitting in third place for the world’s worst comb over hair cut which means if the two chaps in front of him should meet with an unfortunate accident, this is another record there for the taking.

Now that he’s fired up all his followers again it’s time for his new slogan; MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN, although I’m not sure if it’s an election slogan or a call to arms.

Here is another record opportunity for Mr Trump, I see him starring in a massively long epic film based on the American Civil War called Gone with the Wind with his final close up in front of a blazing battle scene of complete carnage where he utters the immortal line; “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother who had dementia, hence the lack of acting work but shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse.
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