HEAVY METAL MUSIC MAKES YOU FAT.

Apparently there has been some research which recently said that listening to heavy metal music made you fat and I believe they said if you want to remain slim you should listen to classical music.

It seems the heavy metal music stimulates the body to produce a chemical reaction which makes you rush off after the concert to ram a double cheese burger whopper with large fries and a bucket full of full strength Coca-Cola down one’s gob.

In my youth I used to go to many loud music concerts of what would have been termed heavy metal and I must say I have no recollection of having the desire to rush off to McDonalds afterwards, although in fairness in those days I used to smoke 80 Marlboro a day which had a dulling effect on one’s appetite and we didn’t have fast food outlets open late at night as we do now.

For some strange reason this phenomenon only seems to apply to the audience as a large percentage of the bands who play this type of music are mostly stick thin, take for example the Rolling Stones who I imagine must rush off stage as soon as the concert is finished and straight into the green room to listen to a selection of classical music and eat salad.

The Rolling Stones - Wikipedia

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I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother who had dementia, hence the lack of acting work but shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse.
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