BEST JOKE OF THE EDINBURGH FRINGE!

Good God, is this really the best they can come up with? I’ll leave you to decide.

The judges produced a list of the top 10 funniest jokes of the fringe:

– I started dating a zookeeper – but it turned out he was a cheetah. (Lorna Rose Treen 44%)

– The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said, “Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise”. (Liz Guterbock 41%)

– Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now. (Amos Gill 40%)

– When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it’s called a podcast. (Sikisa 34%)

– I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice. (Masai Graham 33%)

– How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. (Frank Lavender 32%)

– My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He’s Costa-phobic. (Roger Swift 29%)

– I entered the “How not to surrender” competition and I won hands down. (Bennett Arron 29%)

– Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. (William Stone 28%)

– My grandma describes herself as being in her “twilight years” which I love because they’re great films. (Daniel Foxx 26%)

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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1
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2 Responses to BEST JOKE OF THE EDINBURGH FRINGE!

  1. The biggest joke I’ve seen recently was my daughter having to join a long queue to get into a public toilet and then pay £1 for the privilege!

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