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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

MELTON MOWBRAY FORTIES WEEKEND.

Rather belatedly I am uploading a few photos from our trip to Melton Mowbray some three weeks ago, always one of our favourite events, it has a lovely atmosphere and it’s always great meeting friends. I quite like this photo … Continue reading

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THE NEW JAGUAR.

Here is a post for petrol heads who like myself are not keen on the electric revolution but here as some may say is the future. The only problem is, you’re going to have to win the lottery if you … Continue reading

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DUPLICATE WITHOUT USER-SELECTED CANONICAL. THEY DON’T LIKE IT UP ‘EM!!

I recently received the following email from Google Search Console and I imeadiately thought to myself, well of course, what a fool I have been to have not noticed I have duplicated without a user-selected canonical and what course of … Continue reading

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THE LOSS OF THE OPPOSABLE THUMB.

I was talking to a friend who said they are trying to avoid the 21st century and was writing this reply when I thought, this subject demands a bigger audience, hence its appearance here! I think I have almost succeeded … Continue reading

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TRANSLATION REQUIRED.

The following is a description from the V&A of an event they are holding, I was just wondering if anyone out there could translate it for me, I hadn’t even realised that foregrounding was a word or what takeover means … Continue reading

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WOMAN JAILED FOR £116,000 THEFTS FROM BOOTS.

Once again a very quick post but one with a rather surprising outcome concerning a woman who stole £116,000 from boots as part of a criminal gang from April to December 2025. I’m forced to wonder how on earth she … Continue reading

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VINTAGE CASH COW.

Here’s a very quick one, the following story I found on a local site and concerns a woman who sent seven vintage battery wrist watches to vintage cash cow and was informed they had no value and they would return … Continue reading

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MASSIVE PROFITS CRITICISING GAS AND OIL PRODUCTION, BUT WHO IS MAKING THEM?

There has been some severe criticism of the first quarter profits from BP which have increased massively due to the high price of oil because of the Ukraine and the Iran war to an enormous £2.4 billion. Whilst that may … Continue reading

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I SEE BLACK, YOU SEE WHITE.

This is a very quick post this morning as we are off to York today for a new forties vintage clothes fair, it’s a bit of a long way to go but I’m sure we will meet friends even if … Continue reading

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THE DOCTOR’S SURGERY.

God, how I hate being old, I’ve come to the point now where I spend all my time being angry, which I’m sure is probably not good for my blood pressure, the only saving grace is, my anger will shorten … Continue reading

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