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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

THIEVING BASTARDS!

Thieving bastards! You can see our large black gates and if you look closely through them you might just catch a glimps of one of our reflective triangles on a post and one of a pair of white concrete mushrooms … Continue reading →

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THE GOODWOOD REVIVAL 2026.

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MG TF SUNSTORM FOR SALE IN MATHEWSONS OCTOBER SALE.

I just happened to find this image and thought, there’s a very nice MG TF SUNSTORM for sale at Mathewsons in their September sale and very reasonable reserve estimate too!

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THE SUMMER BALL.

Four photos from the Summer Ball last week. NO TIME, HENCE NO COMMENT! (SEE PREVIOUS GOODWOOD POST)

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GOODWOOD REVIVAL 2026, ONE WEEK TO GO!

This years Revival is one week away, I have the Bentley Arnage in P & A Wood who will be fitting new shock absorbers on Tuesday of next week and the car will be ready for collection on Wednesday, hopfully … Continue reading →

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SELLING ON EBAY.

I am fairly busy attending forties weekends which means my MG TF SUNSTORM has only done a total of 600 miles in the last three years, so I have decided to sell the old girl and let someone else with … Continue reading →

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TWINWOOD WEEKEND.

A couple of weeks ago we went to the rather splendid Twinwood forties weekend and were asked by a friend of ours to pose for a photo, unfortunately this was the resulting image. The request was to look romantically into … Continue reading →

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A BLAST FROM THE PAST.

This came up from the dim and distant past in 1997 and reminded me of how long ago it was when I did this job, sadly I think an awful lot of the chaps here are dead now, blimey don’t … Continue reading →

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MODERN LANGUAGE IS A MINEFIELD.

Now, in this world this is a dangerous ring in which to throw one’s hat, perhaps it’s the hot weather but I felt compelled to attempt to make a comment. Unfortunately, the post had been set up to limit who … Continue reading →

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THE BLUEBELL RAILWAY SOUTHERN AT WAR.

I’m a great believer in fate, sometimes things are meant to happen and you have a good feeling about them from the very start and so it was when we chose to enter a particular railway carriage at the Bluebell … Continue reading →

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