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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

THE CITY OF LONDON TRANSPORT STRATEGY COMMONPLACE.

I have just wasted the last 20 to 30 minutes of my life filling in a questionnaire from the City of London Transport Strategy Commonplace and having completed it I had to confirm my comments with a link they had … Continue reading

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RIVIERA SWING 2023.

A couple of days ago Angella and I got home from the most wonderful weekend spent meeting friends, shopping, and dancing to some of the best dance bands on the vintage scene, I have to admit I am still in … Continue reading

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TOM TOM SAT NAV.

Modern life has struck once again with a problem with my Tomtom sat nav which has caused me to waste many hours of what is left of my fast dwindling life, I do not have the time for this nonsense. … Continue reading

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WOODHALL SPA FORTIES WEEKEND 2024 CANCELLED!!!

To say I’m somewhat shocked to see one of the best events of the year will be no more, with this years Woodhall Spa Forties Weekend 2023 being the final one. I have seen suggestions that we should go regardless, … Continue reading

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FORTIES DANCE NIGHT.

A week or so ago I organised a forties night dance for my local car club, we had the excellent Alex Jones vintage singer and dance lessons from myself and my wife, the Peabody being very popular. Most people made … Continue reading

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M&S CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT.

M&S have apologised for their Christmas advertisement as they have received 40 complaints about a shot of three Christmas paper hats being burnt in the fire in the colours of the Palestinian flag. It seems they have removed the advertisement … Continue reading

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KEEP TRAIN TICKET OFFICES OPEN.

I have been rather busy of late as you may tell from the fact that I haven’t posted anything for some time, I was rather busy last week organising a forties night for my local car club, perhaps I will … Continue reading

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WALLINGFORD BACK TO THE FORTIES.

We went to the Wallingford Back to the Forties weekend last week with the intention of meeting with an old school friend who lives in the village of Wallingford. The original idea was to meet my friend on one of … Continue reading

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BLETCHLEY PARK VINTAGE WEEKEND.

Unlike the youth of today we didn’t take masses of photographs when we went to Sheringham last weekend, in fact we didn’t take one but we spent all day enjoying ourselves in the company of friends and managed a little … Continue reading

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GOODWOOD REVIVAL 2023.

Here are a few images of this years Goodwood Revival, suffice to say a good time was had by all as usual but having just got back from Goodwood we rushed straight off to see friends at the Sheringham forties … Continue reading

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