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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

VINTAGE BY THE SEA NO 2.

We have been very busy of late rushing from one event to the next, so much so that I am completely behind uploading our photos, so to that end I am posting one from The Midland Hotel which we took … Continue reading

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VINTAGE BY THE SEA.

We have just been back for a day from Vintage by the sea which took place at the weekend and was fairly amusing little jaunt, barring a water hose on my car blowing when we were on the motorway. Luckily, … Continue reading

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TWINWOOD.

We went to Twinwood festival at the weekend staying at the Aviator Hotel, I have to say how splendid it was to meet all our friends and what a great time we had, plenty of shopping, as usual and even … Continue reading

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BEST JOKE OF THE EDINBURGH FRINGE!

Good God, is this really the best they can come up with? I’ll leave you to decide. The judges produced a list of the top 10 funniest jokes of the fringe: – I started dating a zookeeper – but it … Continue reading

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YODEL, PROVING YET AGAIN THEY ARE THE WORST DELIVERY COMPANY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

It is now a month since I first contacted the ebay seller about my missing parcel and have gone into the black hole of customer complaints with both the seller, ebay and Yodel and surprise surprise they all pass the … Continue reading

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NEW HATE CRIME LAW IN SCOTLAND.

It seems there will be a new law in Scotland whereby if you call someone “a grumpy old man” it will now be considered a hate crime. All I can say on this subject is, it’s ridiculous woke nonsense like … Continue reading

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THE BIBBY STOCKHOLM.

It is the season for the Edinburgh Fringe, where large numbers of aspiring comics rush to Scotland in an effort to be discovered as the funniest act of the Fringe and I wish them all well, especially those attempting to … Continue reading

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YODEL, PROVING YET AGAIN THEY ARE THE WORST DELIVERY FIRM IN MY LOCAL AREA, PART 4.

Here we go again with the never-ending saga of the worst delivery company in the world. I managed to find a telephone number to contact Yodel yesterday as they seem to be ignoring my live chat, as I said before … Continue reading

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YODEL, PROVING YET AGAIN THEY ARE THE WORST DELIVERY FIRM IN MY LOCAL AREA, PART 3.

The following was yet another conversation with Yodel chasing yet another missing parcel, although to call it a conversation would have required them to have responded to both of the times I wrote on their “live chat” this evening rather … Continue reading

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A BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPH.

When we were away last week at the Black Country Living Museum forties weekend a chap came up and asked to take a photograph of Angella, he said he would send us a copy and here it is, I think … Continue reading

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