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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

YODEL, PROVING YET AGAIN THEY ARE THE WORST DELIVERY FIRM IN MY LOCAL AREA, PART 2.

CONTINUING THE STORY OF THE MISSING PARCEL FROM YODEL, HAVING COMPILED THE FOLLOWING BEFORE I SENT IT, HERE IS A RATHER BRIEF TRANSCRIPT OF MY ONLINE CONVERSATION WHICH FOLLOWED THIS MORNING WITH YODEL CUSTOMER SERVICE. I contacted you yesterday concerning … Continue reading

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YODEL, PROVING YET AGAIN THEY ARE THE WORST DELIVERY FIRM IN MY LOCAL AREA. PART ONE.

I had ordered an item from Ebay which should have been delivered on Saturday but at no time during the day did anyone from Yodel ring our gate intercom to deliver the package and just a little reminder for those … Continue reading

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THREE TRIPS IN TWO WEEKS, PART 3.

Another quick turnaround, back for a day again and off to the Black Country Living Museum in Dudley, a place we have not visited before but one I can thoroughly recommend as the entire place is like being in a … Continue reading

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THREE TRIPS IN TWO WEEKS, PART 2.

Fresh from our trip to Woodhall Spa we had a day back at home which was largely taken up getting the car washed, sorting the washing and packing to go to the Goodwood Festival of Speed. As usual we stayed … Continue reading

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THREE TRIPS IN TWO WEEKS, PART 1.

We have been very busy in the last two weeks out and about enjoying ourselves, although I am beginning to feel the strain a little now we’re home as I fear I’m going down with “Alice.” What, I hear you … Continue reading

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BICYCLE PARKING PROBLEM.

A Bristol couple who have been parking their bicycle outside their house tethered to a large flower planter have been told to remove it by the council. I am only just back from my travels but couldn’t resist commenting on … Continue reading

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NEW TYRES ON THE MGB GT.

I have been rather busy this week getting ready to go to Woodhall Spa forties weekend but I did manage to find time to get some new tyres for my MGB GT, as you can see from the photo I … Continue reading

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HEVER CASTLE, AN INTERESTING VISIT.

We went at the weekend to Hever Castle in Kent for a forties event and had a most lovely time meeting friends and going round the castle which was once the home of Anne Boleyn who was the second wife … Continue reading

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BENTLEY ARNAGE MAKE DO AND MEND.

Now I know this post may not sound the most interesting, especially to those who have a car as a means of transport rather than a treasured possession, however bear with me this may be of some use to all … Continue reading

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IRONBRIDGE FORTIES WEEKEND.

We went to the forties event at Ironbridge at the weekend, the weather was excellent, we had great fun dancing, meeting friends and making new ones, together with eating rather excellent West Indian food and watching the fabulous Battle of … Continue reading

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