Author Archives: The Diary of a Country Bumpkin
GLOBAL WARMING AND BEING GREEN.
We are very lucky at the moment, although it may not feel like it as we are baking in temperatures even a camel would find challenging but if you think this is hard wait until we all receive our fuel … Continue reading
THREE YEARS AND IT STILL SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY, HE WAS ONE SPECIAL DOG.
It seems like only yesterday but how quickly a year has gone by since we had to say goodbye to our dog Theo who was the most wonderful dog in the world and I loved him to death. He was … Continue reading
HOW TO STOP HOSEPIPE BANS.
There is a very simple way to stop having hosepipe bans which seems to have been overlooked, quite simply the pay of the Chief Executive should be directly related to the amount of water lost from their leaky pipes. Given … Continue reading
ICE COLD IN ALEX.
I was reminded just recently by a friend in the Americas that we Brits are in for yet more in the way of a heatwave but was quick to point out that should needs be I will break out my … Continue reading
ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB.
In what is yet another example of what NOT to wish for with levelling up it seems the London based Arsenal Football club has the most expensive lager sold in its stadium in the Premier league at £7.60 a pint. … Continue reading
GORDON BROWN DEMANDS COBRA MEETING.
Yesterday, ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown demanded the Government hold an urgent Cobra meeting to discuss the precarious state of the economy and suggested Kier Starmer could take part. Unfortunately, Kier Starmer is away on holiday at the moment so … Continue reading
PROSECUTE CYCLISTS WHO KILL.
I was watching Jeremy Vine on the television who is an ardent cyclist, springing to their defence at every conceivable occasion and this morning was no exception, saying reckless car drivers were far worse than cyclists as they killed more … Continue reading
HOSEPIPE BANS.
Just recently various water authorities have brought in hosepipe bans due to the shortage of water which seemed to make sense until you start to look at the facts. It seems that 71% of the world is covered with water … Continue reading
THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS.
My wife has recently taken up vegetable gardening and I have been roped in to help on a practical basis by building raised beds refurbing the greenhouse and now in the erecting of a much larger building which will be … Continue reading
CONSERVATIVE PARTY LEADERSHIP ELECTION.
I have just received my voting forms for the Conservative Leadership Election but have noticed there is no box to vote for Boris Johnson, I suppose this is because if there were a box for Boris he would win the … Continue reading










