Author Archives: The Diary of a Country Bumpkin
REFUSING TO PAY AFFINITY WATER.
Very soon I am going to have to pay the ridiculously expensive water bill from Affinity Water for £821.43 for the year, bearing in mind, we live in the countryside and are on a septic tank so this bill from … Continue reading
FRANCE ISSUES SURVIVAL GUIDE IN CASE OF RUSSIAN INVASION.
I HAVE SEEN THE CONTENTS OF THE GUIDE AND IT SEEMS THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE BASICALLY, TO EAT CHEESE AND SURRENDER, ALTHOUGH I DOUBT WE COULD DO MUCH BETTER.
MASSIVE JET FUEL FIRE, AFTER SHIP COLLISION IN THE NORTH SEA.
The container ship Solong has collided with the enormous oil tanker Stena Immaculate which was stationary in the North Sea and at anchor at the time with a cargo of 220,000 barrels of jet fuel on board, causing a massive … Continue reading
PRO PALESTINIAN PROTESTER CLIMBS THE ELIZABETH TOWER IN LONDON.
A pro-Palestinian protester climbed the Elizabeth Tower in London at the weekend in a major security breach staying perched on the building for some many hours whilst negotiators attempted to encourage him to come down. Yet, another example of one … Continue reading
MODERN USE OF THE WORD ‘SLUG.’
I must preface this post with the following trigger warning; This post contains an image of a slug, which is a particularly unattractive garden pest but I rather suspect a vast number of young people who have never ventured into … Continue reading
THE TRAGIC ENDING FOR UKRAINE.
With all the nonsense that has been going on with Mr Trump recently, I just wanted to step back for a moment and reassess the events of the last few years in an attempt to put them into some sort … Continue reading
BBC QUIETLY DROPS ALL EPISODES OF ‘SCANDALOUS’ NEW THRILLER ON iPLAYER.
I still speak normal English, so when I saw this, I was under the impression that the programme had been dropped, as that is exactly what this says. However, up until fairly recently when a programme was dropped it used … Continue reading
LATEST NEWS FROM AMERICA.
A shocked world yesterday listened in horror as Mr Trump conceded defeat to the Russians, saying ‘you may think this makes me look like a weak and defeated man, but I have to say this is far from the truth, … Continue reading
PRESIDENT VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY.
VERY SAD, THERE IS NOTHING FURTHER TO ADD.
TRAGIC SHARK DEATHS.
Now I’m no expert on these matters but, there has to be some sort of correlation between going in the water and being eaten by a shark.










