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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

When did the word “awesome” become a commonly used word in America, rather than just being used by children?

This was a Question on Quora and the following was my answer and rather surprising postscript at the end. I can only give you the perspective from a British point of view and I have to say not only has … Continue reading

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MODERN DAY SENSIBILITIES AND PARENT’S RECOLLECTIONS.

I was commenting on a post which suggested we should listen to our grandparents while they are still with us, as it’s too late to ask when they are gone and I suggested we should listen to our parents too … Continue reading

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VIEWERS DEMAND TRIGGER WARNING ON BBC COUNTRYFILE.

Apparently, viewers of the popular BBC programme Countryfile have demanded that a trigger warning should have been shown during an article on the Aberdeen Angus breed of cows during which a pair of bull’s testicles were shown and the merits … Continue reading

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BRITISH COUPLE ARRESTED FOR ESPIONAGE IN IRAN.

I came across a news item on AOL concerning a British couple, Craig and Lindsay Foreman who have been arrested in Iran for espionage whilst on a round the world trip on a motorcycle and had to wonder, what on … Continue reading

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TITANIC COMPARISON TO A MODERN CRUISE LINER.

I had occasion to write a brief comment on a Facebook post comparing the Titanic to modern cruise ships and was somewhat surprised as to the response I received which seemed to lack any thought or research, so I thought … Continue reading

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BRAKE PAD DUST MORE TOXIC THAN EMISSIONS.

BEFORE WE START THIS IS AN EDITED VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL POST WHICH WAS SHOWN WITH A DIFFERENT PICTURE AND A DIFFERENT PUNCH LINE. A new study has found that microscopic particles emitted from brake pads can be more toxic … Continue reading

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WHO INVENTED ENGLISH.

One is often surprised as to the insular nature of some of the population of America who seem to know very little of world events and history and came across yet another example of this when I came upon this … Continue reading

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IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT NOTICE.

I saw the following recently and although I am fairly certain this is a spoof, I thought I would share it just in case some of us older members of society may wish to group together and hide in the … Continue reading

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THE FLYING LIFE OF WILL HAY.

This is quite interesting, I had no previous knowledge of his abilities as a pilot.

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COUNCILS TOO STUPID TO COLLECT THE RUBBISH.

I was reading an article on AOL which said that Bristol City Council could become the first local authority to collect black rubbish bins once every four weeks and was minded to think, what a stupid idea and left the … Continue reading

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