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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

CHRIS PACKHAM AND THE JUST STOP OIL PROTESTERS AT THE COURT OF APPEAL.

I recently saw news of Chris Packham who clashed with Richard Madeley on Good Morning Britain as he had gone to the Court of Appeal to support the Just Stop Oil protesters who were there to challenge their prison sentences. … Continue reading

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SUPERMARKET SELF CHECKOUTS.

I became embroiled in a discussion on Facebook on the subject of supermarket checkouts and started to write a reply which went on rather longer than I intended which prompted me to use it for this, however I have to … Continue reading

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THE NAMING OF SUBMARINES BY T S ELLIOT.

I do not wish to spend too long on this story as it will do nothing for my blood pressure if I dwell on the subject but suffice to say Royal Navy chiefs have come under fire for dropping plans … Continue reading

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THERE’S JUST NO PLEASING SOME PEOPLE.

It seems that a massive iceberg which at 1500 square miles is over twice the size of Greater London and is at 1016 feet as tall as the Shard, has broken off the Filchner-Ronne ice shelf in Antarctica and is … Continue reading

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DEFEND THE RIGHT TO PEACEFUL PROTEST.

I came across a post today about defending the right to peaceful protest and thought, I should probably sign the petition although I only want the right to protest the causes that I am in agreement with, I don’t want … Continue reading

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POLICE NOT RESPONDING TO EMERGENCY CALLS QUICK ENOUGH.

I wonder if there are any serving Police who can help verify this story I read in Essex Live concerning a policeman who has been sacked for exceeding the speed limit on 42 occasions, P C Harry Croot has been … Continue reading

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SAS ROGUE HEROES. DREADFUL!

I have watched SAS Rogue Heroes from the very beginning and I have to say it’s compulsive viewing, although I would imagine not for the reason writer of Peaky Blinders, Steven Knight may have intended. Sadly, it is compulsive viewing … Continue reading

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TOPP RESULT FROM AN ORIGINAL POST, THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING BLUE PLAQUE!

I was rather pleased to see an edited version of my story of the missing blue Bentley Drivers Club plaque was included in the recent edition of The Bentley Drivers Club Review magazine. Should you wish to read the full … Continue reading

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SIGN MY PETITION, ABOLISH INHERITANCE TAX FOR EVERYONE.

Now we have inheritance tax for farmers, I suggest it is time to abolish it for everyone, for how on earth can the government justify taxing people because they have been unlucky enough to have died. The first thing most … Continue reading

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MY BOOK PAGE, THE LONG WAY ROUND!

Perhaps someone out there can explain to me why I can insert a link into this image when I do it on this Word press site but when I try to do the same thing on Facebook it doesn’t work, … Continue reading

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