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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

TOPP RESULT FROM AN ORIGINAL POST, THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING BLUE PLAQUE!

I was rather pleased to see an edited version of my story of the missing blue Bentley Drivers Club plaque was included in the recent edition of The Bentley Drivers Club Review magazine. Should you wish to read the full … Continue reading

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SIGN MY PETITION, ABOLISH INHERITANCE TAX FOR EVERYONE.

Now we have inheritance tax for farmers, I suggest it is time to abolish it for everyone, for how on earth can the government justify taxing people because they have been unlucky enough to have died. The first thing most … Continue reading

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MY BOOK PAGE, THE LONG WAY ROUND!

Perhaps someone out there can explain to me why I can insert a link into this image when I do it on this Word press site but when I try to do the same thing on Facebook it doesn’t work, … Continue reading

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THE LONDON ULTRA LOW EMISSION ZONE.

First posted on the Bentley Drivers Club Eastern Region Group on Facebook. Last week I took my Bentley Arnage (year 2000) to Alan Osborn’s funeral in Billericay Essex and it seems I have been caught in the ULEZ zone on … Continue reading

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JOE’S BOOK PAGE.

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THE DEATH OF AN AIRMAN.

I went recently to pay my respects to Montague Hulton-Hurrop who is buried in a small church in North Weald in Essex and was the first pilot to be shot down and killed on the third day of the war. … Continue reading

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BLETCHLEY PARK FORTIES WEEKEND.

My 1947 Bentley Mk VI was placed in pride of place in front of the Bletchley Park Mansion, the home of World War Two code breaking and I have to say what a magnificent building it is, however it was … Continue reading

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BENTLEY PRIORY BATTLE OF BRITAIN DAY.

What a fantastic day we had at the Bentley Priory Museum, Battle of Britain Day event, I had contacted them prior to going as to parking arrangements but they said they didn’t have designated classic car parking, but I was … Continue reading

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THE GOODWOOD REVIVAL 2024.

What a fabulous time we had at the Goodwood Revival this year, meeting friends, dancing, getting picked for the best dressed photograph each day and vintage clothes shopping, what more can you ask for a weekend. We were very busy … Continue reading

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THE BUTCHERS DOG FOOD ADVERTISEMENT.

I came across a post from the Butchers Dog food people which reminded me I did a couple of advertisements for them way back when in 1997. Unfortunately, this was in the old days when it was always very hard … Continue reading

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