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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

RISK ASSESMENT IN THE MODERN ERA.

I was on Facebook and I came upon a post showing the ingenious way people overcame problems in a previous time, the following is a brief explanation of what’s going on. The 1959 photograph of children crossing a river using … Continue reading

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THE DAM BUSTERS.

I was watching the rather marvellous Dam Busters film this afternoon, the true story of Barnes Wallis, 617 Squadron the Dam Busters and Guy Gibson’s black Labrador dog who is apparently now called Trigger. I just hope that when they … Continue reading

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BURGH ISLAND, LATEST NEWS.

I just received the following email concerning Burgh Island which looks like rather good news, one has to hope this means that this rather splendid Art Deco hotel is now safe from being sold to a large hotel group with … Continue reading

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TWINWOOD FESTIVAL 2024.

We went to Twinwood festival over the weekend and had a splendid time as usual barring the rather inclement weather on the Saturday the Gods were almost shining on us. As for a brief hotel report, we stayed at the … Continue reading

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VINTAGE BY THE SEA MORECAMBE 2024.

I was rather surprised when I received an email with publicity for Vintage by the Sea and even more surprised when I scrolled down and came across an image of Angella and myself tripping the light fantastic from last years … Continue reading

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KEIR STARMER AND THE WINTER FUEL ALLOWANCE.

A few days ago I copied a post on Facebook where Keir Starmer was attacking the Conservative government and he mentioned the case of a poor old lady who couldn’t afford to put the heat on as her pension was … Continue reading

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND THE MIDLAND HOTEL.

Following on from my previous post concerning our sad departure from the once iconic Midland Hotel in Morecambe, I was requested by Tripadvisor to leave a review which I felt duty bound to do in an effort to inform future … Continue reading

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A FINAL GOODBYE TO THE MIDLAND HOTEL MORECAMBE.

My post today should be about our trip to the Forties event in Morecambe but it has turned into our final sad goodbye to the once magnificent Art Deco Midland hotel and I have to say my anger that it … Continue reading

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JUST STOP OIL PROTESTERS JAILED, SENSE HAS PREVAILED AT LAST!

Roger Hallam, founder of the Just Stop Oil protest group was sentenced to five years’ imprisonment together with four other defendants who each received four-year jail terms. In November 2022 forty-five Just Stop Oil protesters climbed gantries on the M25 … Continue reading

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MAJOR NEW HOUSING PROJECTS COMING SOON, EVERYWHERE!

I just came across a post on Facebook which said, major new housing project in the East Midlands, which prompted me to consider the matter and come up with some thoughts which may help in regard to the housing problem. … Continue reading

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