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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

WELWYN GARDEN CITY FESTIVAL AND THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING TOPPS TILES BDC BLUE PLAQUE…..NOW THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED.

We went to the Welwyn Garden City Festival at the weekend, it turned out to be a much smaller event than we had anticipated but we had a fairly enjoyable time there, nonetheless. Our first port of call was a … Continue reading

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JUST STOP OIL PROTESTERS ARRESTED.

Video footage posted on social media showed two people wearing white shirts running up to the Stonehenge monoliths with spray paint canisters around 11am. Two Just Stop Oil protesters have been arrested on suspicion of damaging some of the stones at … Continue reading

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TROOPING THE COLOUR 2024.

Trooping the colour 2024 for some reason seemed a tad more emotional than usual. Absolutely bloody fabulous, as always.

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A TOUR OF P & A WOOD.

I had a fabulous time today on a tour round P & A Wood, the famous Bentley and Rolls-Royce dealership with the Bentley Drivers Club. It was great to see BDC friends again and to thank Georgina (P’s daughter) for … Continue reading

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Up to my neck in muck and bullets.

I was busy over the weekend as Angella asked me to cut the edges of the vegetable beds and surround them with a wooden border. As I was digging out and then shoring up with the wood, I felt rather … Continue reading

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TRIGGER WARNINGS ON TERRY AND JUNE.

I came across a discussion on the subject of trigger warnings on the old TV programme, Terry and June and was somewhat amazed as to why it would need them, although I have to admit I was never an avid … Continue reading

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SPEED AWARENESS.

I took one of my cars for a quick spin this morning as anything vaguely modern hates to be sitting around not being used, unlike a proper classic with no warning lights which could come on. Anyway, I went down … Continue reading

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D DAY CELEBRATIONS.

A D Day celebration and just round the corner from me in the next village, “that’s handy Harry.”

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THE MIDLAND HOTEL MORECAMBE.

Rather belatedly I am uploading a couple of photos from our weekend in Morecambe. I have very little to add except to say, The Midland Hotel has changed hands and is not up to its usual standard, one hopes they … Continue reading

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SAME HOTEL DIFFERENT REVUE.

We went at the weekend for one of our 40’s events at The Midland Hotel in Morecambe which is a fabulous Art Deco hotel and is not the cheapest hotel in the world but the service and ambience etc were … Continue reading

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