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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

WHOEVER INVENTED AI SHOULD BE SHOT AT DAWN.

I absolutely hate loathe and detest AI and the following is an example of why, as I have just wasted some considerable time talking with a machine whilst hoping for some assistance from a real human being. The following is … Continue reading

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THE ARRIVAL OF ZOLA.

Some of you may have seen the rather lovely Cockapoo we rescued called Barnie who is by all accounts a family dog as we all share in his wellbeing, although he has bonded most with our eldest daughter who is … Continue reading

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THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE.

Today is the anniversary of the Charge of the Light Brigade, which took place on 25th October 1854 during the Battle of Balaclava in the Crimean War. It was a disastrous frontal assault by British light cavalry against Russian cannon, which … Continue reading

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SHIRLEY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

We went to our friends birthday party at the weekend and here are a few images to give you a taster of the event. Firstly, a wonderful image of the banner we had made for her, which turned out to … Continue reading

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THE 1940’S TROLLOPS SOCIETY.

We went to Bletchley Park at the weekend and had a fabulous time meeting friends and one of them who has a very good sense of humour suggested they might like to form the 1940’s Trollops Society which to me … Continue reading

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A FEW MORE PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE GOODWOOD REVIVAL 2025.

We stay in the Railway station at Petworth and have done so for over twenty years, socializing with friends next door in the Badgers pub where having our photo taken in Bullshit Corner by the ‘Nobody gets out sober’ sign … Continue reading

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GOODWOOD REVIVAL WEEKEND.

Delighted to be picked by the Goodwood fashion police for the best dressed every day. If you get picked you get your photograph taken by Dan Stevens who is a very nice chap and quite handy with a camera too! … Continue reading

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BATTLE OF BRITAIN WEEKEND.

THE DEATH OF AN AIRMAN. Posted on 11/10/2024 by The Diary of a Country Bumpkin I went recently to pay my respects to Montague Hulton-Hurrop who is buried in a small church in North Weald in Essex and was the first pilot to be … Continue reading

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TWINWOOD FESTIVAL.

A fabulous weekend meeting friends and everything else!

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BENTLEY ARNAGE R.

A quick image of my new Bently Arnage R which replaced the previous one which was sadly written off earlier this year.

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