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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

VE DAY 8th MAY.

I know we were busy with other things over the weekend but were it not for Facebook I would have seen no mention of this day on the television yesterday at all. Let’s hope it was mentioned numerous times and … Continue reading

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GUY GIBSON’S FAMOUS DOG.

I was just watching the Dambusters film which was on over the Bank Holiday weekend and was enjoying the film as usual when it came to a shot of Guy Gibson landing back from a mission and calling for his … Continue reading

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THE CORONATION OF KING CHARLES III

I’m delighted to say I watched the Coronation this afternoon and enjoyed virtually every minute, starting with the journey from Buckingham Palace, how can you top the King’s Army marching together with a band and a King and Queen in … Continue reading

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FRISKING THE WHISKERS 2023.

We went to Frisking the Whiskers at the weekend and had a splendid time meeting friends, shopping for vintage clothes and dancing quite a lot, what more can you ask? I also celebrated my birthday over the weekend and have … Continue reading

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SEE YOU AT SYWELL.

We went to the See you at Sywell event at the weekend, lovely to see friends, dress up, dance and generally have a dam good time. Sadly, Angella seems to be allergic to having her photo taken so the only … Continue reading

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MYSTIC MEG HAS DIED.

Mystic Meg has died, apparently her death came as a complete surprise to her.

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FORTIES DANCE AT THE GER CLUB IN MARCH.

We went to the GER Club in March Cambridgeshire for a forties dance and what a pleasant surprise it was, the club was founded in 1947 by a group of railway men hence the name, The Great Eastern Railway Sports … Continue reading

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THE CASE OF THE GREASE MONKEY’S UNCLE.

THIS IS JUST A TEST!! CLICK ON THE IMAGE.

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Coco Club at Devizes.

We went to the Coco Club ball at the weekend and took no photos so in the best tradition of “make do and mend” I have borrowed the poster from the event as a taster of the fun we had.

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MIDLAND HOTEL MORECAMBE.

What a wonderful time we had at the Midland Hotel in Morecambe for a thirties weekend, hosted by Mark and Hoc Ewing which finally leaves us able to upload the obligatory photo on the stairs in this iconic Art Deco … Continue reading

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