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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

MANDELSON VETTING ROW.

I haven’t had time to watch much of Sir Ollie Robbins giving evidence to MP’s on the foreign affairs committee but some things struck me as quite odd, firstly it appears that it was annonced that Mandelson had the job … Continue reading

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FLY TIPPING RUBBISH.

I came accross a photo on a local website with a photograph of some rubbish dumped in the street, the person who wrote the post was rightly annoyed and was wondering why, or who would do a thing like this. … Continue reading

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TWO MASSIVE JUGS AND A FANNY.

In these current rather cash strapped times in which we live I have been looking to ways of increasing my rather meagre income and am reminded of Mr Wilkins Micawber in David Copperfield who pontificated that the way to happiness … Continue reading

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MARMALADE TO BE RENAMED TO FIT WITH EU LAW.

Well here’s some very good news, it seems ‘Marmalade’ will not have to be renamed ‘Citrus Marmalade’ to fit in with the current Government of this country getting closer to the EU. Whether this was a serious attempt to cosy … Continue reading

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HE’S NO CHURCHILL, THE WAR IN IRAN.

I’m sure my views on this subject will be influenced by my age, upbringing and to a certain extent, the fact that my grandfather fought in the First World War and my father fought in the Second World War, together … Continue reading

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POOR OLD BARNIE.

Our rescue dog Barnie is now over six years old and I suppose is heading towards middle age although he dashes up the garden like an Olympic sprinter when let out for a tiddle and is now playing with the … Continue reading

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LABOUR’S HOUSING POLICY.

I came across an article concerning the governments new housing policy which they have promised will no longer be car dominated after it released its newest planning guidelines for builders. Apparently, architects and builders will be told to ensure key … Continue reading

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THE MIDLAND HOTEL MORECAMBE.

I was aimlessly searching Facebook, as you do and somehow managed to become embroiled in a discussion about the Midland Hotel in Morecambe. There is a distinct divide between those who knew the hotel before the Inn Collection took over … Continue reading

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LAWRENCE OF ARABIA PORTRAITS GIVEN TRIGGER WARNINGS.

The National Portrait Gallery has given Lawrence of Arabia’s portraits trigger warnings for the cultural appropriation of Arab clothing. The portraits have been flagged as sensitive artworks depicting the First World War hero in tribal dress and now come with … Continue reading

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.

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