Author Archives: The Diary of a Country Bumpkin
TWO QUICK TRIPS TO EDINBURGH.
I recently made two quick trips to Edinburgh, the first to view a Bentley Arnage R to replace my previous one which was written off two weeks earlier, the first of which was to view the car and then return … Continue reading
KELHAM HALL, SOMEWHAT BELATEDLY!
We went to Kelham Hall in April and due to circumstances beyond my control I am finally uploading some photos which were taken when we were there by the rather splendid Anna Marriage from Marriage Photography. I have to say … Continue reading
ANOTHER STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
Some of you may have read my previous post about our rescue cockapoo Barnie who within the first week of his arrival had bitten every one of us, however we are not the sort of people who give up that … Continue reading
THE UK SHIPPING FORECAST AREAS.
I was on Facebook earlier and someone had posted a map of the UK shipping forecast areas, my favourites of which are North Utsire and South Utsire which caused me to think, there are two things on the wireless that … Continue reading
PLEASE DONATE TO THIS RATHER SPLENDID FELLOW WHO NEEDS HIS HEAD EXAMINED!
I met this sprightly 86 year old Chelsea Pensioner at the Melton Mowbray forties weekend recently where he was appearing in an effort to raise money for the Royal Hospital Chelsea by doing a wing walk at Sywell Aerodrome on … Continue reading
A TALE OF TWO CITIES, OR BENTLEY ARNAGE’S IF YOU LIKE.
At the end of March we went to Liverpool in my rather splendid Bentley Arnage which was just mellowing into a beautiful modern day classic car, having spent £24,000 on her in the last four years, she was in perfect … Continue reading
A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
I took our rather lovely rescue dog Barnie out for a walk today as usual and was verbally accosted excitedly by a man on a bicycle, rather along the lines of a murder mystery case of mistaken identity. As we … Continue reading
BRILLIANT DESIGN AND ENGINEERING.
Here are two examples of what the modern world can put its mind to, both brilliant in their own way. The telephone and the humble modern screw top cap and yet there are still people out there who have no … Continue reading
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
The following is part of a discussion from Facebook on the subject of self checkout tills in supermarkets, as you can see the first comment related to the difficulty of the self checkout machine to recognise the coupons and my … Continue reading
FOR PARENTS OF PROBLEM CHILDREN.
I found this article on Facebook, originally from the Bexley Gazette which I think may be invaluable for parents of problem children. Have you got a surly, over-indulged, thoroughly spoilt bastard teenager that you’ve simply had enough of? Well don’t … Continue reading










