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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

THE UK SHIPPING FORECAST AREAS.

I was on Facebook earlier and someone had posted a map of the UK shipping forecast areas, my favourites of which are North Utsire and South Utsire which caused me to think, there are two things on the wireless that … Continue reading

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PLEASE DONATE TO THIS RATHER SPLENDID FELLOW WHO NEEDS HIS HEAD EXAMINED!

I met this sprightly 86 year old Chelsea Pensioner at the Melton Mowbray forties weekend recently where he was appearing in an effort to raise money for the Royal Hospital Chelsea by doing a wing walk at Sywell Aerodrome on … Continue reading

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A TALE OF TWO CITIES, OR BENTLEY ARNAGE’S IF YOU LIKE.

At the end of March we went to Liverpool in my rather splendid Bentley Arnage which was just mellowing into a beautiful modern day classic car, having spent £24,000 on her in the last four years, she was in perfect … Continue reading

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A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.

I took our rather lovely rescue dog Barnie out for a walk today as usual and was verbally accosted excitedly by a man on a bicycle, rather along the lines of a murder mystery case of mistaken identity. As we … Continue reading

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BRILLIANT DESIGN AND ENGINEERING.

Here are two examples of what the modern world can put its mind to, both brilliant in their own way. The telephone and the humble modern screw top cap and yet there are still people out there who have no … Continue reading

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

The following is part of a discussion from Facebook on the subject of self checkout tills in supermarkets, as you can see the first comment related to the difficulty of the self checkout machine to recognise the coupons and my … Continue reading

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FOR PARENTS OF PROBLEM CHILDREN.

I found this article on Facebook, originally from the Bexley Gazette which I think may be invaluable for parents of problem children. Have you got a surly, over-indulged, thoroughly spoilt bastard teenager that you’ve simply had enough of? Well don’t … Continue reading

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You raise me up by Life in 3D.

This just came up on Facebook, I thought it was rather good.

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ART DECO CENTENARY EVENT AT CROWNE PLAZA LIVERPOOL JOHN LENNON AIRPORT HOTEL.

Here are some completely random photographs from our trip to the Art Deco Centenary event in Liverpool last weekend, good fun meeting friends, the weekend only being spoilt by some idiot writing off my rather lovely Bentley Arnage. When I … Continue reading

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FRACAR WITH ACCREDITED PERSON COSTS MOTORIST £150!

The following is an abridged version of a story I saw on Facebook which I thought had its interesting points. A motorist who blocked a police speed camera van and then called the officer inside it a ‘jobsworth’ must pay … Continue reading

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