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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

RECENT SCHOOL EXAM RESULTS.

I noticed the children who had recently received their exam results were delighted with how well they had done especially as they had to deal with the restrictions which were forced upon them due to the Covid pandemic. They particularly … Continue reading

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BIRDS EYE GREEN CUISINE.

I have a feeling I am not the only person who finds the latest advertisement from Birds Eye Green Cuisine extremely annoying and not just because it’s yet another advertisement playing the politically correct box ticking game by using BAME … Continue reading

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CONSERVATIVE LEADER ELECTIONS.

I have to say I am getting a little bored with the ongoing Conservative Party leadership elections, especially as it is a foregone conclusion as to who the winner will be, there is after all only one candidate worth voting … Continue reading

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THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE.

I’m a little lost for words having just seen the list for the best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe, sadly number one on the list has been chosen as the finniest, a joke told by Masai Graham who has apparently … Continue reading

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A LITTLE TREAT FROM MY WIFE.

I have been busy recently transforming a fairly flimsy polytunnel into something a little more bomb proof for my wife who has taken up vegetable gardening in a big way and it is proving quite a challenge, as she keeps … Continue reading

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GINGER ROGERS, BACKWARDS AND IN HEELS.

Here is the last one from, ‘The Short of it.’ GINGER ROGERS, BACKWARDS AND IN HEELS Hard dancing Fred Astaire,with Ginger Rogers made a pair.Her fancy footwork always appeals,amazing, as it’s backwards and in heels. Hard dancing Fred Astaire,did tap … Continue reading

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WOKE IN THE UK.

Here’s another from, ‘The Short of it,’ I think some of my readers may have some sympathy with the views expressed here. WOKE IN THE UK As an older fellow, I would like to reach out to the younger members of society … Continue reading

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JRR TOLKIEN AND THE NOBEL PRIZE.

Here is another quick one from ‘The Short of it.’ JRR TOLKIEN AND THE NOBEL PRIZE JRR Tolkien, author of great reputewas nominated for a Nobel Prizeby C S Lewis, a writer and his friend,then suddenly came a surprise. His … Continue reading

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BACK BENCH MP’S.

Here is another piece I wrote which was selected for inclusion in ‘The Short of it,’ you can tell from the reference to Covid when this was written. BACK BENCH MP’S In Great Britain, we have numerous traditions and peculiar … Continue reading

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I’VE SAVED ENOUGH FOR SHADY PALMS.

Some of my work was selected for inclusion in ‘The Short of it,’ here is one of them, more will follow! I’VE SAVED ENOUGH FOR SHADY PALMS I’ve saved enough to go in Shady Palms,assuming I die at the end … Continue reading

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