Author Archives: The Diary of a Country Bumpkin
RECENT SCHOOL EXAM RESULTS.
I noticed the children who had recently received their exam results were delighted with how well they had done especially as they had to deal with the restrictions which were forced upon them due to the Covid pandemic. They particularly … Continue reading
BIRDS EYE GREEN CUISINE.
I have a feeling I am not the only person who finds the latest advertisement from Birds Eye Green Cuisine extremely annoying and not just because it’s yet another advertisement playing the politically correct box ticking game by using BAME … Continue reading
CONSERVATIVE LEADER ELECTIONS.
I have to say I am getting a little bored with the ongoing Conservative Party leadership elections, especially as it is a foregone conclusion as to who the winner will be, there is after all only one candidate worth voting … Continue reading
THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE.
I’m a little lost for words having just seen the list for the best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe, sadly number one on the list has been chosen as the finniest, a joke told by Masai Graham who has apparently … Continue reading
A LITTLE TREAT FROM MY WIFE.
I have been busy recently transforming a fairly flimsy polytunnel into something a little more bomb proof for my wife who has taken up vegetable gardening in a big way and it is proving quite a challenge, as she keeps … Continue reading
GINGER ROGERS, BACKWARDS AND IN HEELS.
Here is the last one from, ‘The Short of it.’ GINGER ROGERS, BACKWARDS AND IN HEELS Hard dancing Fred Astaire,with Ginger Rogers made a pair.Her fancy footwork always appeals,amazing, as it’s backwards and in heels. Hard dancing Fred Astaire,did tap … Continue reading
WOKE IN THE UK.
Here’s another from, ‘The Short of it,’ I think some of my readers may have some sympathy with the views expressed here. WOKE IN THE UK As an older fellow, I would like to reach out to the younger members of society … Continue reading
JRR TOLKIEN AND THE NOBEL PRIZE.
Here is another quick one from ‘The Short of it.’ JRR TOLKIEN AND THE NOBEL PRIZE JRR Tolkien, author of great reputewas nominated for a Nobel Prizeby C S Lewis, a writer and his friend,then suddenly came a surprise. His … Continue reading
BACK BENCH MP’S.
Here is another piece I wrote which was selected for inclusion in ‘The Short of it,’ you can tell from the reference to Covid when this was written. BACK BENCH MP’S In Great Britain, we have numerous traditions and peculiar … Continue reading
I’VE SAVED ENOUGH FOR SHADY PALMS.
Some of my work was selected for inclusion in ‘The Short of it,’ here is one of them, more will follow! I’VE SAVED ENOUGH FOR SHADY PALMS I’ve saved enough to go in Shady Palms,assuming I die at the end … Continue reading










